What are you doing?

Question

A bloke arrives home to find his wife in front of a mirror stretching her arms, chanting, "I must, I must, I must improve my bust; I will, I will, I'll make them bigger still."
The bloke says, "What are you doing?"
His wife says, "An exercise to make my boobs bigger."
The bloke says, "That doesn't work. What you need to do is rub toilet paper between them."
His wife says, "And that will make them bigger???"
The bloke says, "Well it worked for your a**e!".
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What do you call 100 nuns in a shop?
A Virgin Megastore
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A lady walks into a shop which sells Persian rugs.
She spots the perfect rug and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel its texture, she farts loudly.
Embarrassed, she looks around to see if anyone has noticed. Standing nearby is a salesman. He says "Madam, how can we help you?"
Uncomfortably, she says, "What's the price of this rug?"
He says, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you'll sh** yourself when you hear the price."

Answer 1

thats the stuff we want fingers not wormy jokes 20/20

Answer 2

customarily I do the speaking & Mangoes Congrats Ash u were given pregnant. Have u seen ur husband's new theory ad. the following it truly is : Abhi a million : Ash is pregnant yet who's the dad ? Abhi 2 : No theory Abhi 3 : Get theory 3G.

Answer 3

classic 10/10

Answer 4

Wher have I heard these before? Funny!

Answer 5

great jokes but the first one I read on comedy central.

Answer 6

HAHA those ar funny! did you make them up yourself?

Answer 7

great jokes the best i've heard in a while

Answer 8

hahaha OMG that was too funny. Two big fat thumbs up for all of them! WOOOOOO thanks for the fun! YAY LOL

Answer 9

I'm drinkin Bourbon," how you doin"? Hell they were funny.

Answer 10

tee hee, your fingers are fidgety today