Top Ten Blonde Inventions
1) The water-proof towel
2) Solar powered flashlight
3) Submarine screen door
4) A book on how to read
5) Inflatable dart board
6) A dictionary index
7) Ejector seat in a helicopter
8) Powdered water
9) Pedal-powered wheel chair
10) Water-proof tea bag
Horseback Riding
A blonde named Anna had a near death experience the other day
when she went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until
the horse started bouncing out of control. She tried with all
her might to hang on, but was thrown off. Just when things could
not possibly get worse, her foot got caught in the stirrup. When
this happened, she fell head first to the ground. Her head
continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even
slow down. Just as she was giving up hope and losing
consciousness, the Wal-Mart manager happened to walk by and
unplugged it.
A blonde is sitting on a park bench and she is crying a man
walks up to her and asked whats wrong. She said terrible news,
he said what. My mother died but that's not the worst news. He
ask what is the worst news and she said I call my sister and she
said her mother died to.
One afternoon a blonde and a brunette were watching the 6
o'clock news about a man who was going to commit suicide off
the Brooklyn Bridge. Then the blonde said, " I bet you 50
dollars he won't jump" Then the brunette agreed. Then the man
jumped off and the blonde handed her the 50 dollars and the
brunette said, "I can't take this from you! Your my Best
friend!" the the blonde replied, "You won it fair and square!"
then the brunette said, " no I didnt I saw the 5 o' clock news
and he jumped!" the Blonde said, " so did I, but I didn't think
he would do it again!"
A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so it goes on. The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you? You're really a blonde?" She says "Yes doctor," "I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."
2007-01-14 09:30:52 · 6 answers · asked by wildaboutme23 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
#4 there are actually books on how to read
http://www.amazon.com/How-Read-Book-Touchstone/dp/0671212095
#2 There are actually Solared Powered Flashlights
Excellent when there is no power source and you're stuck out somewhere without help.
2007-01-14 09:39:27 · answer #1 · answered by Nemesis: Your worst nightmare 5 · 1⤊ 5⤋
ROFL....the BEST blonde jokes ever. Especially the WalMart one!!!
2007-01-14 14:48:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA they were funny, I told that last one before too, only I heard it with a redhead. Either way you go, its still funny as heck! HEE HEE
2007-01-14 09:39:49 · answer #3 · answered by *NuBCaKe* 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
you are the appropriate! (an component- of tickles for u). "She spent 20 minutes finding on the orange juice can simply by fact it reported: "focus..." Blondie exchange into hypnotized. "one hundred% organic" sparkling, orange you? = )
2016-10-19 23:38:32 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
Thanks for the laughs!
2007-01-15 02:09:45 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there ARE books on how to read and there ARE solar powered flashlights!
funny though!
2007-01-14 10:20:21 · answer #6 · answered by johanna m 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋