How many children do you have?

Question

A blonde goes to the council to register for child benefit.
"How many children?" asks the council worker.
"Ten," says the blonde.
"Ten!?" says the council worker. "What are their names?"
"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne."
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"No," says the blonde. "It's great, because if they're out playing in the street I just have to shout, "Wayne, your dinner's ready" or, "Wayne, go to bed now", and they all do it."
"But what if you want to speak to one individually?" asks the council worker.
"Easy," says the blonde. "I just use their surnames." :)
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A blonde pushes her BMW into a petrol garage.
She tells the mechanic the engine's died. After he's worked on it for a few minutes, it's running smoothly again.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburettor."
She says, "OK, how often do I have to do that?" :(

Answer 1

LOL
10/10
Keep smilin'.

Answer 2

I think blonde jokes are funny, but only because they reflect upon the culture we live in. You could just as easily (and don't be offended here, I mean no ill, just trying to make a point) put in woman, jew, newfoundlander, pole, or gay, and people would still think that it's a great laugh. I think that it's sort of funny (in that it's a strange and sad aspect of humanity) that we can single out a group of people and make just the stupidest jokes about them but people find it harmless. Perhaps I'm a bit cynical, but think about it!

Answer 3

Cute

Answer 4

two goods ones fingers and what was that about a worm 20/20

Answer 5

good 1 lol 10/10

Answer 6

Two more dumb blonde jokes. Both are funny. Ha!Ha!Ha!

Answer 7

The first one is funny........but just so you know i have six kids, but the wife only knows about two.....lol lol

Answer 8

haha i think that was hilarious. well done! lol

always love blond jokes

Answer 9

Hhahah!

made me laugh anyway!

Answer 10

brilliant!!! 10/10