i am fed up with her now.....i mean she is very nice and sweet and funny and everything.....but shes just so bad at giving head. its her birthday tomorrow it seems a bit mean to do it tomorrow but i can see no other way. i need some satisfactory head. please advise????
2007-01-14 09:17:33 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Yeah dump her so she can go out with someone who is not such an a**hole!
2007-01-14 09:30:53 · answer #1 · answered by Nikki 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know what you need? A sheep, preferably with syphyllis (can't spell that, never needed to before now). That girl is better off without you, you'd be giving her the best present she ever got from you if you dump her on her birthday.
You sad excuse for a man you.
2007-01-14 09:46:21 · answer #2 · answered by Orla C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are courses available that she can go on to learn these skills. Maybe you could get her a voucher for one as a birthday present. If that's the only bad thing you can think about her, then you've got a proper good 'un. Hang on to her.
Cheers.
2007-01-14 09:26:57 · answer #3 · answered by chopchubes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You sound so selfish and into yourself that the poor girl will be much better off without you.
Surely you can wait the day after her birthday, or is it too much to ask from a stupid arrogant idiot like you?
2007-01-14 10:10:18 · answer #4 · answered by Kc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-07 03:54:35 · answer #5 · answered by matlock 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha very funny!, if you ain't joking then although probably a really stupid reason to dump someone, do it and do it soon so she can get over you and find someone that she deserves
2007-01-14 09:30:08 · answer #6 · answered by Peachy Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get rid a couple of ribs so you can do it yourself. Dumping your gf for this reason just shows how selfish you are
2007-01-14 09:25:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wait till after tomorrow....
2007-01-14 09:21:53 · answer #8 · answered by Cathy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PLEASE dump her and save her from a life of misery. In time she will realise it's the best birthday present she ever had.
Then check this site out and do us all a favour...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autofellatio
x (one up for the girls!)
2007-01-14 10:08:35 · answer #9 · answered by Caitlin F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hear that men are much better at doing that sort of thing, just turn gay! Would you wanna put a willy in your mouth? at least she's trying.
2007-01-14 09:26:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋