Joining the other labourers, Pete picked up the only shovel he could find.
'Don't use that shovel. If Big Jamie sees you with his shovel he'll kill you!'
So Pete looked around and grabbed the only pick he could find.
'For God's sake put down that pick,' said another That's Big Jamie's pick. If he sees you with that he'll kill you.'
Come tea break and Pete had done no work, but fancied a mug of tea. Picking up the only free mug on the tray, he was warned:
'That's Big Jamie's mug. If Big Jamie sees you with that mug he'll kill you!'
'That does it,' screamed McCarthy. 'I'm sick to death of hearing about this Big Jamie. I'm going to sort him out. Where does he live?'
'Winslow Street - number 7.'
So McCarthy grabbed a shovel and marched off to Winslow Street, hammered on the door, brushed past the little old lady who opened it and stormed into the house. From an upstairs room he could hear monstrous snoring noises so up he ran and burst into the bedroom. There on a bed lay a giant, six feet four inches, at least 18 stones, covered in hair.
Without a word McCarthy laid into the beast with his shovel - crash! clang! bang!
'Merciful heavens,' screamed the little old lady. 'If Big Jamie sees you hitting the baby he'll kill you!'
2007-01-14 09:11:52 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it started right in the pit of my belly and worked up to a sniger then a full belly laugh great 10/10
2007-01-14 09:53:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!
Paddy, Sean and Mick put in tenders for work at the Town Hall.
Paddy goes to the town clerk and puts in a tender of £3000: £1000 for him, £1000 for his staff and £1000 for materials.
Sean puts in an offer of £6000: £2000 for him, £2000 for his staff and £2000 for materials.
Mick comes in and put in a tender for £9000.
"£9000!" says the Town Clerk..."I've had offers as low as £3000. How can you justify so much money?"
Easy," says Mick. "£3000 for me, £3000 for you and £3000 for Paddy for doing all the work."
2007-01-14 19:02:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant! Best joke I've heard for a long time that isn't blue or offensive to anyone either (and those are rare)
2007-01-14 18:13:30 · answer #3 · answered by goulash 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 10/10 poor baby
2007-01-15 04:20:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
10/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-14 17:42:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a great joke.
2007-01-14 17:19:24 · answer #6 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha fabtastic
2007-01-14 17:16:23 · answer #7 · answered by missree 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-01-14 17:24:13 · answer #8 · answered by school_girl007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
2007-01-14 17:30:23 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he he he, that was a gud en..
2007-01-14 17:57:55 · answer #10 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋