One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in
despair, he had his first meeting with a demon. The demon asked,
DEMON: "Why so glum?"
GUY: "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
DEMON: "Hell's not so bad, We actually have a lot of fun down here…you a drinking man?"
GUY: "Sure, I love to drink."
DEMON: "Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink. Whiskey, Tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Diet Tab and Fresca. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!"
GUY: "Damn, that sounds great!"
DEMON: "You a smoker?"
GUY: "You better believe it!"
DEMON: "You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, no biggie - you're already dead, remember?"
GUY: "Wow, that's awesome!"
DEMON: "I bet you like to gamble."
GUY: "Why yes, as a matter of fact I do."
DEMON: "Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow. You into drugs?"
GUY: "Are you kidding? I love drugs! You don't mean . . ."
DEMON: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!"
GUY: "Wow, the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation, "I never realized Hell was such a cool place!"
DEMON: "You gay?"
GUY: "No, I’m straight"
DEMON: "Ooooh…you're gonna hate Fridays."
2007-01-14 08:59:49 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow, didn't see that one coming. Good joke!
2007-01-14 09:03:44 · answer #1 · answered by Jen 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure if there is an obvious question here, so I just going to say if the demon would have focused on the people and not the things they were doing, it would have made a big difference. If the people were good or bad that is the difference between heaven and hell. In both instances it's never ending as we understand time.
2007-01-14 09:08:00 · answer #2 · answered by lookaround 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pretty good, but the best part was you prefaced it by saying don't read if you're sensitive or easily offended. I commend you for being so considerate of others.
2007-01-14 09:05:14 · answer #3 · answered by Mickey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-01-14 15:40:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude that joke has so much potential seems a shame to end it with that punch line.
Still I am sure some will find it funny.
2007-01-14 09:04:56 · answer #5 · answered by Bohdisatva 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
F.uc.k I'm going to behave myself from now on, I used to love Friday's!!!!!!!
hahahahahahahahaha 10/10
2007-01-14 19:35:43 · answer #6 · answered by Mosez 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's great that you first warned others that it might be offensive. And that joke was pretty good...no wait...IT WAS EFFING FUNYY HAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*cough* yes i am very happy that you are funny, and sensitive to other people's feelings...have a nice day..
FUNNY!!! HAHAH>>>*clear throat* *cough*
♥
2007-01-14 09:13:58 · answer #7 · answered by Cracker <3 Beaner Bear 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A big laugh here
2007-01-14 09:03:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I knew there was a reason I hated Fridays.
2007-01-14 09:03:44 · answer #9 · answered by S K 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Funny as HELL!
2007-01-14 09:03:33 · answer #10 · answered by alanc_59 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋