Blonde bank robbers?

Question

Two blondes, Trisha and Robin decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, Trisha plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde, Robin, in great detail.
The robbery begins. Trisha drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to Robin, "I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan.

You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?"

"Perfectly," said Robin.

Robin goes in the bank while Trisha waits in the getaway car.

One minute passes . . .

Two minutes pass . . .

Seven minutes pass . . . and Trisha is really stressing out.

Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here comes Robin. She's got a safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car. About the time she gets the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open again with the security guard coming out. The guard's pants and underwear are down around his ankles while he is firing his weapon. As the gals are getting away, Trisha says "You are such a blonde! I thought you understood the plan!"

Robin said, "I did . . . I did exactly what you said!"

"No, you idiot," said Trish. "You got it all mixed up. I said tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!"

Answer 1

brilliant 'always laughing'!!

and yet another blonde joke......A blonde stops at a petrol station but when she gets out she realises she's locked her keys in the car. The blonde goes inside and asks the manager for a wire coat hanger so she can try to pop the door. The manager giver her a hanger and the blonde takes it outside. Ten minutes later the manager goes out to see how the blonde is doing. He finds the blonde crouched by the door jiggling the hanger through a crack in the driver's window, while her blonde friend in the passenger seat is saying. "A little more to the left. a little more to the right...." ;)

Answer 2

Yes il have that one,but what about the three blokes at the maternity ward,blackman,scouse,yorkshireman,nurse says congratulations you all got a son but trainee midwife forgot to put tags on babies so we dont know who belongs to who,best all go and pick your own.Yorkshireman goes in first and comes out with a black baby,blackman says oh come on that must be mine,yorkshireman says one of them fuckers in there is a scouse so this fucker is MINE.. sorry to any scousers that i may have offended but come on laa its tit for tat and approved by cilla i am a yorky and the sheep are a bit quick these days so let yer hearts beat easy..

Answer 3

Great! What about the one about the man who has an accident at work and loses his manhood . . .goes to the docs. . . doc says you want small £2k, medium £3k or large £5k?

Man replies . . I can't make a decision like that without the wife I'll be back. Returns . . . saying . . . . .we're having a new kitchen!!

Answer 4

Brilliant.

Answer 5

Haha I love blonde/brunette jokes. The blonde is just always so dumb it's funny.

Answer 6

good one again 10/10

Answer 7

You've had better. 6/10

Answer 8

Another dumb blonde joke and a good one.

Answer 9

Another corker girl.

Answer 10

ha ha ha