"Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now."
He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light? Now? Does it look like I have a G.E. logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so."
"Well, then could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right." To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so."
"Fine," she says, "Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about to break."
"I'm not a carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps," he says. "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so. I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!"
So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple hours. He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home and help out.As he walks into the house, he notices the steps are already fixed.
2007-01-14 08:40:17 · 18 answers · asked by Melissa S 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working. As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed. "Honey, how'd this all get fixed?"
She said, "Well, when you left, I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either sleep with him or bake him a cake."
He said, "So, what kind of cake did you bake him?"
She replied, "Hellooooo... Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead?"
2007-01-14 08:40:53 · update #1
oooh burn.. lol
2007-01-14 08:43:19 · answer #1 · answered by ♫ singin_gurl1200 ♫ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Outstanding! Gunther
2007-01-14 09:00:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey here's some equality for you, A man walks into an office to get a job and your there taking it so fix it yourself you wanted equal rights.
2007-01-14 08:50:22 · answer #3 · answered by Dan B 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Someone sent me that in an email once. It is hilarious. Although, if it really happened that way in life we would have a lot of dead men and women.
2007-01-14 08:43:42 · answer #4 · answered by tinbarnprimitives 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one watcha think of this? whats the difference between a rooster and ur momma? rooster says cockadoodledo yo momma says anycockwilldo....hee hee ha ha my friend got that from mtv
2007-01-14 08:53:09 · answer #5 · answered by Cracker <3 Beaner Bear 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no betty crocker here either
thats a good one
2007-01-14 08:44:56 · answer #6 · answered by miss v8 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!
2007-01-14 08:43:32 · answer #7 · answered by jpbofohio 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha! That was pretty dang funny.
2007-01-14 08:45:12 · answer #8 · answered by iBrooke 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very hilarious! I have heard this one.
2007-01-14 09:17:39 · answer #9 · answered by Nancy M. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooo burn right there! lol that's a good one :-P
2007-01-14 08:46:51 · answer #10 · answered by fnacho17 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u guys want a new joke? i think ill be posting one i made up around 2day <_<
2007-01-14 08:45:07 · answer #11 · answered by Ying Z 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋