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This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

She decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.

He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is ok. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket and a fur coat on.
She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said "For best results put on two coats."

2007-01-14 08:36:24 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

24 answers

OMG....SOOOO Fuuny. I start cracking up...I won't froget that one

2007-01-14 08:54:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Very funny - all these poor blondes.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead go on holiday to a tropical island. The brunette takes a beach umbrella, the redhead takes a crate of suntan oil, and the blonde takes a car door.
"What are you doing with a car door?" asks the redhead.
The blonde replies, "If it gets too hot, we can roll the window down."

2007-01-14 11:21:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Oh dear. i am actually blond. I have to paint my house, don't know what to do now, because i have only got one fur coat, and the other four are too dear to get any paint on... will you not tell anyone if i do it in the nude?

2007-01-14 08:51:18 · answer #3 · answered by shortnotsilly 3 · 0 0

Heehaw Haahee Woop Woop FUNNY

2007-01-14 08:48:05 · answer #4 · answered by strasburg_cat_princess 2 · 0 0

Awwe, poor blondes! Lol.

2007-01-14 08:42:39 · answer #5 · answered by miss_shirinie526 2 · 0 0

HA!! Lmao!!
I love a good blonde joke.

2007-01-14 08:42:01 · answer #6 · answered by 3 · 0 0

pmsl again 10/10

2007-01-14 20:27:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

that just proves how clever she was she can read 10/10

2007-01-14 09:29:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

haha another 1 to chuck at my sister!

2007-01-14 08:46:05 · answer #9 · answered by mishnbong 6 · 0 0

Yep, that does it for me. I'd expect that to come from a bloke, well done!!

2007-01-14 08:52:05 · answer #10 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0 0

It's obvious you aint a blonde !!! lol lol

2007-01-14 08:50:57 · answer #11 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0 0

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