A rich, lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life, so she placed a personal that read, “Rich widow looking for man to share life and fortune with the following qualifications: 1. Won’t beat me up, 2. Won’t run away, and 3. Has to be great in bed.” For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell rang constantly, and she received tons of mail but none of the men seemed to meet her qualifications. Then one day the doorbell rang and she opened the door to find a man with no arms and no legs, lying on the welcome mat. Perplexed, she asked, “Who are you and what do you want?” “Hi,” said the man. “Your search is over, for I am the man of your dreams. I’ve got no arms, so I can’t beat you up and I’ve got no legs, so I can’t run away.” The old woman asked, “What makes you think you’re so great in bed?" To which he replied, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”
2007-01-14 08:35:25 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ding Dong!! Good one!!
2007-01-14 08:38:28 · answer #1 · answered by jacicat 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-31 02:30:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao. thats halerious
2007-01-15 04:08:44 · answer #3 · answered by ╣♥╠ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol....yep thats funny
2007-01-14 08:39:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2007-01-14 08:40:05 · answer #5 · answered by fostermark_2000 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard that one too. But it still is funny! LOL!!!
2007-01-14 10:30:33 · answer #6 · answered by ~Azorian Chick~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny. whered u get it?
2007-01-14 08:40:02 · answer #7 · answered by ♫ singin_gurl1200 ♫ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's good!
2007-01-14 08:39:51 · answer #8 · answered by elle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are the 472746653567898th person to post that joke this week!
2007-01-14 08:38:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol, funny
2007-01-14 08:38:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋