A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. Well it was like this said the man.” I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for it and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.
I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough there was my wifes golf ball -- stuck right in the middle of the cows butt. Thats when I made my mistake. “
“What did you do?” asks the doctor.
“Well I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, Hey this looks like yours!”
2007-01-14 08:33:36 · 9 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
L O L good 1 10/10
2007-01-14 08:37:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now this weekend you're into balls. What with the cue ball and now a golf ball!
Glad I don't like golf.
2007-01-14 08:52:47 · answer #2 · answered by allseasons 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2007-01-14 08:42:54 · answer #3 · answered by Red Yeti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahhahaha
i like golfing and that was funny --------->will pass it on
2007-01-14 08:37:55 · answer #4 · answered by CrippledFingerz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-14 09:35:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but ha ha ha ha
2007-01-14 19:39:01 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Gets three coffins ready...My mistake, four coffins."
2007-01-14 08:45:43 · answer #7 · answered by USAF, Retired 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, thats gross but funny as hell
2007-01-14 08:37:43 · answer #8 · answered by SwordDancer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL..... nice going there..... thanks for create this joke......
2007-01-14 13:10:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋