Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"
Here's an update for you.....
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
Why?
Because women realize its not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
2007-01-14 08:12:59 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
darling i had to laugh the wife said this morning she fancied sausages for tea tonight i will tell her this joke and see if she still fancies a sausage 10/10
2007-01-14 20:39:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL good joke. Guess that's some payback for the blonde jokes. I am sure you are gonna takle a lot more flack from guys that can't take a joke, though.
2007-01-14 08:21:23 · answer #2 · answered by Don, '80's Connoisseur 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do the two adult women and men want to tell one yet another the DOs and DON'Ts and love one yet another for they way they are? If there are a lot of element you wanna exchange approximately one yet another, then it capacity you at the instant are not meant to be. I do love my boyfriend for who he's. even though he might properly be naggy and immature at circumstances yet that's what i admire approximately him =)
2016-12-16 04:38:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
id take the whole pig JUST to get a bit of sausage right now ... then pack him off to the butchers!ha ha
2007-01-14 08:19:07 · answer #4 · answered by tikketiboo 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
why are women always on a quest to get some thing bigger good one always laughing 10/10
2007-01-14 08:52:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that is not fair i have a big sausage,and i don't drive a cab.
2007-01-14 08:22:53 · answer #6 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha! What a great response! I hope I can remember that!
2007-01-14 08:17:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Harsh again, ask my wife, she's one of the 20, aw **** can't find the percent key.
2007-01-14 08:22:59 · answer #8 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
As a man i should hate it, but its quite funny
2007-01-14 08:19:23 · answer #9 · answered by MK <>< 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha isnt funny watchin all the guys get so mad about this? lol
2007-01-14 08:50:07 · answer #10 · answered by ♫ singin_gurl1200 ♫ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋