A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late and was frozen solid in a storm.
He dropped down into a pasture of cows. The biggest, fattest cow was doing a crap there, and the bird landed in it. At first he was disgusted, until he realised the poo was thawing him out!
He started crying out for joy as the ice melted. A cat that was nearby heard the cries, walked over, saw the bird and ate it
There are three morals to this story:
1. Not everyone who gets you into s--t is your enemy
2. Not everyone who gets you out of s--t is your friend
3. If you are in s--t, keep your mouth shut
2007-01-14 07:54:40 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
to true girl i'm always in it 10/10
2007-01-14 20:50:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That 'joke' was on the movie My Name Is Nobody. Its not very funny, but it has a good moral.
2007-01-14 08:01:41 · answer #2 · answered by FireProoF 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha! How funny! And very very true too.
2007-01-14 08:09:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, nice.
2007-01-14 08:05:36 · answer #4 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mildly amusing
2007-01-14 07:59:49 · answer #5 · answered by beefypete_quizmaster 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am always in the s**t ........care to get me out ?
2007-01-14 08:54:44 · answer #6 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good advice
2007-01-15 03:12:25 · answer #7 · answered by me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I never heard it before- I found it funny. Thanks for sharing it!
2007-01-14 08:38:38 · answer #8 · answered by Lola 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very old
2007-01-14 08:02:35 · answer #9 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not
2007-01-15 20:31:01 · answer #10 · answered by Jeremy© ® ™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋