A woman guest approaches the bar in a small restaurant.
She calls the guy at the bar and when he is standing in front of her, she asks him in a very seductive way to come nearer. Then she bends over the desk and starts to caress his beard. 'Are you the owner of this place?' she asks and touches tenderly his cheek.
'Ehhh. No. Not at all!' he replies.
'Would you please call him here?' the lady asks and gently touches his hair.
'Oh, I'm very sorry. But no. Impossible!' the man sighs.
'Would you then please do me a great favour?' the lady asks and follows gently the line of his lips.
'Of course. What ever you wish!' the man moans.
'I want to leave a message for the boss!' she says and let first one - then two - fingers slip into his mouth which he gently sucks on.
'What message?' he asks with the two fingers in his mouth.
'Please tell him that there is no paper, nor soap, nor towel in the lady's room!'
2007-01-14 07:04:13 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats funny, i heard one just like that! its okaY
2007-01-14 07:08:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!! its not even funny, maybe mildly amusing at the best
2007-01-14 15:09:23 · answer #2 · answered by laughinggiraffe2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha,ha,ha lol very funny. hilarious the older ones are always the best!
2007-01-14 15:22:47 · answer #3 · answered by SinisterKid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay I just had lunch!
2007-01-14 15:07:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwww
2007-01-14 15:09:11 · answer #5 · answered by blondangel252 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. not bad.
2007-01-14 15:08:59 · answer #6 · answered by thankgodformaryjane 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwwwww that's nasty. lmao
2007-01-14 16:16:12 · answer #7 · answered by KiKi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is nice
2007-01-14 15:09:51 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe ... yes .. gross but funny :D Thanks for the laugh!! Happy new year!!
2007-01-14 15:09:28 · answer #9 · answered by 05&08 Mommy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, not really.
2007-01-14 15:09:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋