A little girl and her mother were out and about.
Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?"
The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn this as you get older."
The girl then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?"
Her mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't talk about. You'll learn this, too, as you grow up."
The girl, still wanting to know about her mother, then fired off another question, "Mommy, why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded, "Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I don't want to talk about it now."
The little girl, frustrated, sulked until she was dropped off at a friend's house to play. She consulted with her girlfriend about her and her mother's conversation.
The girlfriend said, "All you have to do is sneak a look at your mother's driver's license. It's just a like a report card from school. It tells you everything."
Later, the little girl and her mother were out and about again.
The little girl started off with, "Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are. I know how old you are. You're 32 years old."
The mother was very shocked. She asked, "Sweetheart, how do you know that?"
The little girl shrugged and said, "I just know. And I know how much you weigh. You weigh 130 pounds."
"Where did you learn that?"
The little girl said, "I just know. And I know why you and Daddy got a divorce. You got an 'F' in sex."
2007-01-14 06:43:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was pretty good.
heres another
knock knock
who's there?
I eat mype.
i eat mype who?
say this out loud to yourself.
2007-01-14 06:50:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes that was very funny what aout this one
there was a blonde a brunette and a red head they were stuck on a island and the found a geniee and the gennie gave them 3 wishes the red head wished to go on a boat back home the brunette wished she flew on a plane home and the blonde stared to cry and said i wish my friends were back and the bruenette and the red head was back on the island stuck with the blonde ahahhahaha
2007-01-14 14:51:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is so funny
umm okay how about a blonde joke
there were three girls, a blonde a red head and a brunette and they went down a magic slide and when they went down the slide you wish for what ever you want and you will fall in a pot of it at the bottom
so the brunette goes down and wishes for a pot of gold and she lands in a pot of gold, then the redhead goes down and wishes for a pot of chocolate so she lands in a pot of chocolate, the the blonde goes down and she slips and says oh s**t so she lands in a pot of s**t
hahahahahaha
2007-01-14 15:07:49 · answer #3 · answered by blondangel252 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA that's really good! I don't know any jokes right off the bat, sorry!
2007-01-14 14:49:15 · answer #4 · answered by Nicky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it. But still cute.
2007-01-14 15:08:08 · answer #5 · answered by saleniamcquaig 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was very funny :)
2007-01-14 14:50:10 · answer #6 · answered by RobMorris9 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute
2007-01-14 15:25:38 · answer #7 · answered by bigfoot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very old
2007-01-14 14:47:31 · answer #8 · answered by Tristyn 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol. that was really funny!!!:)
2007-01-14 15:15:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay
2007-01-14 14:56:00 · answer #10 · answered by Ryan C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋