Customer: Do you serve crab?
waiter: sit down sir we serve everyone
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Customer:There's a roach in my soup!!!
waiter:don't worry sir,it's not hot.
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Customer:your tie is in my glass!!!
waiter:It's ok sir,it's not shrinkable
Found them in an ooold magazine 2001 lolll
2007-01-14 06:03:14 · 16 answers · asked by kimpossible 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your right about the OLD part.
2007-01-14 06:06:22 · answer #1 · answered by Laird John Meredith 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Customer, theres a fly in my soup! Waiter, pipe down sir or everyone will want one.
2007-01-14 14:08:05 · answer #2 · answered by theemadmonkey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved them, I also liked--Bumper sticker on car in Tn
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? And this old classic
Customer: Your thumb is in my soup!
Waiter: It's ok sir,soups not hot.
2007-01-14 14:10:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anne2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That resteraunt was really bad. the food was lousy, it was loud and uncomfortable, and even the coat I walked out with was out of style....
What's that fly doing in my soup?
Um... I think he's doing the backstroke
2007-01-14 14:27:44 · answer #4 · answered by packy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Last time I heard those I laughed so hard I kicked the slats out of my cradle.
2007-01-14 14:07:22 · answer #5 · answered by Bethe W 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha! funny! here's one really bad one:
customer:Waiter! there's a bee in my soup
waiter: Sorry sir, there weren't enough flies to go around :)
2007-01-14 14:08:04 · answer #6 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Surely you mean 1901?
2007-01-14 14:06:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes quite funny
2007-01-14 14:17:52 · answer #8 · answered by srracvuee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahha thats funny
2007-01-14 14:08:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah funny I cant stop
2007-01-14 14:09:15 · answer #10 · answered by sinderala 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋