One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the best programmer. God was chosen to be the judge.
Jesus and Satan got 10 hours to create the best program they could for the PC.
When 10 hours had passed, the power suddenly went out, and all the data disappeared from both monitors. Moments later, the power came back on.
On Jesus's monitor, all the data had returned to its previous state, whereas Satan's monitor remained blank.
Satan got really angry and complained to God.
God was quiet for a moment, then he laughed and said, "Jesus saves!"
2007-01-14 06:01:51 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2007-01-14 06:04:10 · answer #1 · answered by Josh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHY DON'T YOU CALL IT AN ISLAMIC JOKE? And substitute Allah for Jesus? ? ?
And = NO! = I think that is is Blasphemy and this is WHY!
(Philippians 2:9-to-11) Wherefore God also hath highly exalted him, and given him a name which is above every name:
(Phi 2:10) That at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, of things in heaven, and things in earth, and things under the earth;
(Phi 2:11) And that every tongue should confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.
AND....
(Exo 20:7) Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.
Thanks, RR
2007-01-14 06:09:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!
The joke reminds me of a poster above the computers at my college. The poster read "Real men don't take back-ups" and someone had added "but they cry a lot".
2007-01-14 06:06:07 · answer #3 · answered by Great Dane 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
prety good, 7 out of 10
2007-01-14 06:04:23 · answer #4 · answered by rose_merrick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny, I like that! but technically to a christian jesus and God are one and the same lol oh well
2007-01-14 06:05:23 · answer #5 · answered by drako dark 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's a pretty funny joke. Did you make it up? I'm telling this to all my friends. (all two of 'em, not really I have more)
2007-01-14 06:09:12 · answer #6 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but goldie
2007-01-14 06:05:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its was ok i chuckled a little bit 6/10
2007-01-14 06:05:41 · answer #8 · answered by eonetiller 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
finally! a christian joke that doesnt make us seem bad. great job. 10/10.
2007-01-14 06:07:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
New to me, but pretty good.
Jesus saves, but Moses invests.
2007-01-14 06:08:40 · answer #10 · answered by comicards 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!!! This is the first joke I understood today.
2007-01-14 06:05:39 · answer #11 · answered by killer queen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋