If you have some can you please tell me them I just love those jokes.
Thanks
2007-01-14 05:38:24 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
-yo momma so fat when she sat on wal-mart the prices lowered
-yo momma so ugly when she tripped on the ground, people were saying no littering! hahah
-yo momma so dumb she took 5 hours to make minute-maid OJ
-yo momma so poor when she found a garbage can she said i'm rich!
- yo momma so fat, she uses Saturn's rings as belts
-yo father so ugly when he turned on the TV to watch a hockey game, his team lost
lol all by my brother
2007-01-14 05:43:13 · answer #1 · answered by undefined 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so fat, that people run around her for exercise.
Yo momma so poor, she goes to KFC and has to lick other people fingers.
Yo momma so poor, she went to McDonalds and put a milkshake on lay-a-way
Yo momma so old she was in grade school with Moses
Yo momma so dumb she sold her car for gas money
Yo momma so fat she stepped on the scale and it said one and a time please
Yo momma so fat she wears a Malcolm X shirt and Helicopters try to land on her
I pretty sure you can find them online. Just google Yo Momma jokes.
2007-01-14 05:45:40 · answer #2 · answered by nun_ya_bizniz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is...
so fat she needs her own planet
so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund
so old she went to the dinosaur exhibit in the museum, looked at the T-Rex skeleton and said,"Hey we went to high school together!"
so hairy that she went to the zoo and someone yelled,"one of the gorillas is on the loose!"
so fat when I said,"Show me a push up." she took me to the ice cream shop
For more Yo momma jokes, watch Yo Momma on MTV, if you don't have MTV, consult your TV company, if you don't have a TV, get some money, if you don't have a job, then you might want to get off the computer.
2007-01-14 06:02:37 · answer #3 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha
Yo momma so ugly kids dress up on Halloween as her!
Or for the guys only:
I'm sicka having to take your s**t all day and then hafta go home to yo momma's!
2007-01-14 05:46:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
2007-01-14 06:07:54 · answer #5 · answered by bugzzie13th♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma's so poor that she takes you kids to KFC to lick other peoples' fingers!
2007-01-14 05:41:58 · answer #6 · answered by Mom of One in Wisconsin 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
yo mam so fat her belt size is da equator.
yo mama so stupid she went to a drive through and asked if she could have her meal to go.
yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
yo mama so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch.
yo mama so fat i walked around her twice and got lost.
lol thats all i can think of! o i love that show!
2007-01-14 05:43:14 · answer #7 · answered by Freak on a leash 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hmm?
Your mama is so dumb, she put lipstick on her forehead to "make-up" her mind.
Your mama is so fat, I can run a mile "around" her.
Your mama is so skinny, she makes a tooth-pick look big.
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the grudge look hot.
Your mama is so dumb, she tried to "drown" a fish.
Your mama is so black, when she jumped out of a airplane "darkness was falling". (No Offense)
Your mama is so poor, that she had to video-tape other people opening their Christmas presents.
Ps: These are some that I made up, you wont find almost any of these in any website.
2007-01-14 05:45:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so fat that when she wanted a waterbed they had to put a sheet over lake michigan
2007-01-14 05:45:09 · answer #9 · answered by susan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama so fat she jomped for joy got stuck!
2007-01-14 10:28:15 · answer #10 · answered by Dion D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋