A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.
The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"
The drunk answers, "Yes, I am."
So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?"
The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus."
The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again. "Have you found Jesus my brother?"
The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."
By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again --- but this time holds him
down for about 30 seconds. When he begins kicking his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him up and again asks the drunk, "For the love of God have you found Jesus?
The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
2007-01-14 05:36:55 · 28 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thank You.............I am a Christian, and I just laughed my socks off......We do have a sense of humor!
My visualization of the preacher and the drunk battling it out was quite a riot!
2007-01-14 05:56:15 · answer #1 · answered by LucySD 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny! the preacher should drown the man and the drunk will finally find jesus!
2007-01-14 05:48:47 · answer #2 · answered by Freak on a leash 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do not get it. I thought jesus was crucified 2000 years ago. whay would the drunk think he was recently drowned?
2007-01-14 05:41:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So glad my parents had me baptized years ago and found Jesus then.
2007-01-14 09:02:59 · answer #4 · answered by allseasons 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-14 06:00:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cowboy U dah man U dah MAN good one
2007-01-14 06:05:50 · answer #6 · answered by LCee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gr8! That is brilliant! LOL! I really like! gr8 joke! 10/10
2007-01-14 06:08:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
brill cowboy best laugh i had tonite 10/10
2007-01-14 07:09:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
10/10
All of your jokes are good Cowboy
Keep 'em comin'.
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-14 10:06:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa, really funny
2007-01-14 05:53:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋