here's one -
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson (Gladdis) to
his bed and told him: "Grandson I wanta you to listen to me. I
wanta you to take mya 45 automatic pistol, so you will always
remember me".
Gladdis replies: "But grandpa I really don't like guns,
how about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead".
The Don angry, answers: "You lisina to me, some-a-day you goin a
be runna da bussiness, you goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa
money, a biga home and maybe a couple of bambino. Some day you
goina come hom and maybe finda your wife in bed with another
man. Whata you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say,
'TIMES UP'"?
2007-01-14 05:31:33 · 8 answers · asked by spin spin sunshine 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one. I'm Italian. Sounds like something we'd say. Time to go sleep widda fishes.
2007-01-14 05:46:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, pretty funny. And true. A watch is no good in that situation.
2007-01-14 05:37:56 · answer #2 · answered by comicards 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is new jersey called the garden state?
Cuz everyone is busy guardin' their house, guardin' thier kids, guardin' thier car...
lol
2007-01-14 05:47:39 · answer #3 · answered by packy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. But not real funny.
2007-01-14 05:42:06 · answer #4 · answered by jmiller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
minor chuckle
2007-01-14 05:36:04 · answer #5 · answered by Cracker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was a good one
2007-01-14 05:36:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. times up get of my wife.
watcha gonna do about it?
im pointing at my watch u should be afraid be very afraid.
lol. idk im random!
2007-01-14 05:40:31 · answer #7 · answered by Freak on a leash 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha! thats funny! i like taht one! :)
2007-01-14 05:50:16 · answer #8 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋