completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!'
2007-01-14 05:27:45 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lmao cute. Here's another one :
In a dark and gloomy room, the fortune teller was startled by what she saw in her crystal ball. She looked up at her customer, sitting across the table. "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked, "Will I get away with it?"
2007-01-14 05:30:14 · answer #1 · answered by ilovemychemicalromance_2007 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lol, if she lost her mind, I'm sure he drove her there. She had to give him a piece of her mind the whole way. I'm sure thats not the only thing she was giving him a piece of!
2007-01-14 05:56:10 · answer #2 · answered by nun_ya_bizniz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's OK, on a scale of 1 to 10 (one being the least) I'd give it a 6, gave me a good chuckle though.
2007-01-14 05:33:07 · answer #3 · answered by Cody F-D 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10 very funny man!
2007-01-14 05:33:50 · answer #4 · answered by Freak on a leash 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic, Lots of people will relate to that.
2007-01-14 05:30:39 · answer #5 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah. Right. Ha ha
2007-01-14 05:31:06 · answer #6 · answered by Cracker 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-14 06:11:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!!
2007-01-14 05:30:47 · answer #8 · answered by NoshiWoshi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha lol that was a good one.
2007-01-14 05:33:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good !!! 10/10 hhhheeeeeee!!!
2007-01-14 05:33:08 · answer #10 · answered by annie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋