what is the most stupid kiddie joke u have ever heard of ?? eg: why did the jelly baby go to skool ?? because he wanted to become a smartie... well i think that ones quite cool actually but u know...
2007-01-14 05:22:49 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why did the bum die?
Because it had a fart attack.
2007-01-14 05:31:35 · answer #1 · answered by Gar 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
2007-01-14 13:28:25 · answer #2 · answered by ilovemychemicalromance_2007 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
He felt funny
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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
'Let us prey.'
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Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?
On their feet!
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Why does history keep repeating itself?
Because we weren't listening the first time
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Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over
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What makes the leaning Tower of Pisa lean?
It doesn't eat much
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Why is Alabama the smartest state in the USA?
Because it has 4 A's and one B
its sad i know all these. lol.
2007-01-14 13:42:55 · answer #3 · answered by Linzi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats green and goes up and down?
A bogey in a lift
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was stapled to the first monkey
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he thought it was a game
I have to admit this tickled me when I was about 7
2007-01-14 13:26:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
then on about the chicken crossing the road to get to the other side(stupid)
and how do u make a tissue dance
put some boogie in it!!(gross and somewhat funny but still stupid)
2007-01-14 13:28:08 · answer #5 · answered by Ashley A. 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why is 6 afraid of 7
7 8 9
it sucks so bad
2007-01-14 13:38:27 · answer #6 · answered by nαrcíssα [misses being a TC] 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a women went into a library n asked d librarian for fish n chips
d librarian sed 'sorry but this is a library'
the woman then whispered
'sorry can i have sum fish n chips'
2007-01-14 13:34:48 · answer #7 · answered by NoshiWoshi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What happened to the Indian woman who drank 10 gallons of tea?
She died in her TeaPee.
2007-01-14 13:29:04 · answer #8 · answered by Patti W 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
The pig fell in the mud.
Wanna hear a clean joke?
He took a bath!
From my kids :)
2007-01-14 14:00:46 · answer #9 · answered by nun_ya_bizniz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why couldnt the pirate watch the movie?
Because it was rated Arrrrrrrrrrg
2007-01-14 13:29:06 · answer #10 · answered by Kristen 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well when my brother was little he told the worst joke i ever heard, it went
Knock,Knock
who's there
lion
lion who
electric lion...
it was pretty lame and i still tease him about it today
2007-01-14 13:27:11 · answer #11 · answered by Josh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋