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....say something.....anything to humour me(but avoid violations lol!)........I'm about ready for some sarcastic answers right now......4 violations today.....what the hell!
I know it's the wrong category but this is the most popular at present

2007-01-14 05:20:23 · 13 answers · asked by crazeeladee no more 5 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

you ppl are great.....thanks keep 'em coming lol!

2007-01-14 05:34:15 · update #1

13 answers

bend over and il violate you as much as you like

2007-01-14 05:25:41 · answer #1 · answered by Snot Me 6 · 1 0

i GET THE violation notices all the time, either you asked a bad question or did not give a nice answer to the poor masses who are on here cause we do not have lives. yeah me included

2007-01-14 13:26:12 · answer #2 · answered by picture 1 · 1 0

Well I dont know what to tell you other then Howdy. So you are bored and looking for a young stud? Well if so I well I ommm I would love the chance to show you my bulls that I am raising on my angus farm.

2007-01-14 13:25:43 · answer #3 · answered by Mac H 3 · 1 0

the perfect man, the perfect woman and santa are in an elevator. theres a 20 euro note on the floor. Who picked it up?
The perfect man did. the other 2 don't exist

2007-01-14 13:32:51 · answer #4 · answered by moo moo 123 2 · 2 0

HMM--Okay. Why is the starship Enterprise like toilet paper? Ans. It circles Uranus and wipes out the Klingons.:)

2007-01-14 13:25:42 · answer #5 · answered by Tori M 4 · 0 0

Here's a joke
A boy asks a pirate with a pegleg, hook and eye patch how he got his peg leg
The pirate replies 'Yar, shark bit me leg off at sea."
The boy asks about the hook.
"Yar, lost it swashbuckling with other pirates."
The boy asks about the patch.
"Yar, A seagull pooped in my eye"
"And that made you lose your eye", asked the boy
"No, it was me first day with the hook."

Want to message you know where to find me.

2007-01-14 13:24:46 · answer #6 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 1 0

I'll happily violate you

2007-01-14 13:24:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

there was a woman from ealing who had a peculiar feeling, she lay on her back and opened her crack, and pissed all over the ceiling

2007-01-14 13:23:48 · answer #8 · answered by Riley Blue 4 · 3 0

If you ever become single, can I marry you and take you away from all of this??!!!

2007-01-14 13:40:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Hey, how you doing

2007-01-14 14:49:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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