A young Nun named Sister Margaret Mary, who worked for a local home health care agency, was out making her rounds when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it there was a gas station just one block away. She walked to the station to borrow a can with enough gas to start the car and drive to the station for a fill up. The attendant regretfully told her that the only gas can he owned had just been loaned out, but if she would care to wait he was sure it would be back shortly.
Since the nun was on the way to see a patient she decided not to wait and walked back to her car. After looking through her car for something to carry to the station to fill with gas, she spotted a bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, she carried it to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carried it back to her car.
As she was pouring the gas into the tank of her car two men watched her from across the street. One of them turned to the other and said: "If that car starts, I'll become a Catholic!"
2007-01-14 05:07:09 · 16 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I hope she doesn't make a habit of it!
(I'm Catholic and I found that really funny)
2007-01-14 09:06:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
convinced, we only had a visit from an Order who're attempting to commence a sparkling abode right here in our city. each and each of the girls who visited were lower than age 30 and reported the same old age of their abode grow to be lower than 35. I do imagine there are a lot fewer nuns because people ordinarily are a lot less 'religious' which skill they attend church in many circumstances and take section totally. also, there are a variety of of Orders that do not dress in the lengthy black conduct and wimple. I met a woman a pair of years in the past and that i knew she grow to be very religious, yet only those days realized that she is a nun. She has no longer espoused an Order yet is more suitable 'freelance' i wager you call it.
2016-10-31 02:12:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one cowboy 10 10
2007-01-14 06:45:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...keep 'em coming partner.
2007-01-14 05:56:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-14 10:13:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahh lol. she thought that was... because of the bedpan!
2007-01-14 05:14:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this one before , but it is still funny..ha ha ha ha. Thanks for the good laugh.
2007-01-14 05:19:50 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEY, THAT'S A GOOD ONE. FUNNY.
2007-01-14 05:24:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-01-14 05:11:01 · answer #9 · answered by COOL CYBERDUDE 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
still funny, sort of
2007-01-14 05:13:17 · answer #10 · answered by UR funee but looks arent evrythg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋