How do I cheat on my girlfriend? What's the best way?

Question

My girlfriend, of nearly two years, took advantage of the trust that was given to her. I caught her dissing about me behind my back. Twice. With some other male stranger-I'm not pissed with the guys though. Denzel in distress, is a good thing-helps them get laid.
Recently, I caught my gf, going out with her ex. And that definitely draws the line. This isn't the first time. And I doubt it'll be the last.
I've braced myself of what's to come. I just want the ending to blow on her face.

Answer 1

It takes a man to walk away calmly. Now is your chance to prove it. Don't lower yourself on revenge.

Answer 2

You should never fall to the same level as those who upset you or make you angry. Just break-up with her and tell her you're not putting up with any of her ridiculous behaviour. That will make her re-examine her conscious more than cheating on HER will. As they say, when someone slaps you on the cheek, turn the other cheek, but don't slap back. It's actually the best way, because at the end of the day, you feel more proud and have preserved your dignity... Good Luck! :-)

Answer 3

Don't cheat on her...just break up and be care-free...b/c if u cheat first and then break-up..people will b feeling sorry for her and no1 will ever get to know ur side of story...and on top of that you will be called a "cheater"...this lable WILL effect u in future too...you WILL have trust issues in future with ur other g/f...if u want a revenge..dump her and start dating someone else right way...this will piss her off really well...thats all i can say...HTH

Answer 4

You need to deal with the issue first. Its obvious you've made the decision to leave her... so rather then making yourself look bad by lowering to her level.. just end it. Take the high road. People will respect you more for it, and in the end, it will make you feel better! Best revenge is living well and moving on.

Answer 5

You dont deserve each other. I wouldnt think hardcore revenge is the best way to do it, morally.

If you want to make the end dramatic or whatever, ummm try progressively ignoring her and not talking to her. If she cares enough about you, she should ask whats wrong but i hardly doubt that

Then like idk maybe ignore her still and then I dont know confront her and that ur disgusted? Make it all serious and stuff, not violent. So yeahh sorry if i didnt help

Answer 6

So You're going to sink to her level and do the same? I'm disappointed my friend, you should be more of a man than that. Just end the relationship and move on and forget about "revenge". She will be dissed by that, believe me.

Answer 7

Hey Mate! Take it easy. For the present just wait and watch how things go. Don't react. Be Yourself. If she is happy with your new attitude, she'll come back to you. For some reason she is unhappy with you and hence, she's trying to find someone else.

Answer 8

Dump her and move on. What does this say about YOU? This is all your worth??
If you dump her, you'll become the EX, then YOU might get laid more!

BTW- it's " Damsel in distress". Denzel is an actor.

Answer 9

She's obviously not even the effort it took for you to write out this question. Tell her it's OVER and move on that way you can still feel good about the way one of you has acted. Gd Luck!

Answer 10

Just tell everyone that you are single, and find some girl who will agree to be the "other woman" (make sure she knows!)
Just go to a party that you know she's at, start making out with the other girl, and hope that your girlfriend walks in.