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I have been on so many blind dates....does this entitle me to a free dog?

2007-01-14 04:22:07 · 28 answers · asked by man with the golden gun 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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OMG !!!!! YOU'RE HILARIOUS DUDE !!!! THAT IS FUNNY !!! THANXS SOOO MUCH FOR THE LAUGHS !!!!!!!

2007-01-14 04:53:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Under 20 blind dates your only entitled to a white cane with red tip.....20-25 blind dates you get the dog but NO leash,,,over 25 blind dates we throw in the leash too. ;)

2007-01-14 04:26:41 · answer #2 · answered by Thankyou4givengmeaheadache 5 · 1 0

No, but you are more entitle to be on a runner-up on the competition of blind dates......

2007-01-14 04:27:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

If you are still going on blind dates and no-ones snapped you up yet you should probably wear dark glasses anyway to cover your ugliness!!

2007-01-14 04:26:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Sounds like you've had a few dogs already!

2007-01-14 04:26:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Let me know what you find out...I've been trying to find a good dog for my kids!!! Just kidding for those sensitive types!!! Jeezy!!!! Funny one!!!

2007-01-14 04:30:47 · answer #6 · answered by momofatsc 3 · 0 0

LOL.. yeah it does.. go fight for ur rights and get the dog...

btw i like ur way of thinking.. hehe

2007-01-14 04:27:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

good one. you do why blind people don't go skydiving though. it scares the crap outta their dogs.

2007-01-14 04:26:07 · answer #8 · answered by twism 3 · 1 0

Get new friends, not a dog

2007-01-14 04:25:32 · answer #9 · answered by Ra 1 · 0 2

Yes it does. The only down side is....the dog has chronic diahrrea

2007-01-14 04:25:59 · answer #10 · answered by jessereczek 3 · 0 2

might entitle you to sainthood,........and a free dog

2007-01-14 04:26:32 · answer #11 · answered by steven m 7 · 1 0

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