Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT!
P.S.Please dont be offended if you're blonde - it's just a joke and i'm only asking because i liked it and want to brighten someones day. xxx
2007-01-14 03:52:15 · 31 answers · asked by LEIGHA. 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry - it's neither funny nor cheesy
2007-01-14 04:07:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats just dumb i'm a blonde i'm not offended but i'm a really clever person so what the hell are all these blonde jokes about ?? us most blodes are really clever there a few exceptions (Paris Hilton, Britney Spears etc) but come on ... GET A LIFE !!!!!
P.S you're telling me that Jade Goody, the girls aloud and the rest of them are clever ???
as my butt !!!
2007-01-14 04:49:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blonde jokes have lost in popularity since 2000 as there is a non-blonde president who is way funnier - you don't even have to think of jokes, he feeds them daily. Did you hear the one about putting food on your family? See, no blonde can be THAT demented.
2007-01-14 03:56:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Its cheesally funny.
Its too bad you have to put a disclaimer for fear of offending someone.
If you think about it,if people are offended by the content on "jokes and riddles",maybe they could go to another category,instead of "reporting" people that are having pretty innocent fun.
2007-01-14 04:01:44 · answer #4 · answered by Mark K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why does everyone seem compelled to put a disclaimer at the end of a blonde joke? Nobody actually believes that they're dumb............here I go, putting a disclaimer at the end. Geeeeez!!
2007-01-14 04:49:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cheesy.
2007-01-14 04:04:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny even funnier : my mate who is blonde actually does that lmao :o
omg maria c chill the hell out!
they did even say its only a joke.no der blonde's can be smart just like thin people can be ugly,get over it!
*might want to edit your answer your "blondeness" is showing thought :)*
2007-01-14 05:16:34 · answer #7 · answered by kez_124 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha!ha!ha! Why do most people always believe that blondes are so dumb? I am a blonde and I am not dumb. I did like the joke.
2007-01-14 04:03:13 · answer #8 · answered by Nancy M. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi, reckon the answer if different for all of us?! i'm blonde but remain unoffended...but yet to laugh out loud...
Could you say 'I' was in the shower for ages the other day...etc [ie get the blonde bit out of it?!]
-sorry.. very p.c. and all that ! peace.
2007-01-14 04:15:37 · answer #9 · answered by billy bongo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HAHAHA
OMG THAT WAS JUST FUKING HILARIOUS!! MAN IM DYING OF LAUGHTER, AH HA HA HA HAHAAHAH HOLY MAN, OMG HA HA HAH A GHAAAAAAAAAA GHAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAH, THIS IS REDICULOUS I JUST CANT SEEM TO STOP LAUGHING, I HAVE NEVER HEARD ANYTHING FUNNIER HA HA HA HAHA. LOLOLOL ROTFL AH AHAHHAHAHAHAHA OH MERCY! PLEASE THAT JOKE I MUST PRESS THE NEXT BUTTON ON THIS PAGE I CANT STAND IT ITS JUST TOO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHHA
2007-01-15 17:04:25 · answer #10 · answered by oomph aah 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋