Or maybe its Welshman instead of Irish????
Thanks anyway.....
2007-01-14 02:51:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Here is an Englishman, Irishman, and Scotsman joke. I hope that you enjoy it:
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Irishman are driving through the desert when their car breaks down.So they have to get out. The Englishman takes a bottle of wine with him, the Scotsman takes an umbrella, and the Irishman takes a car door. On the way they meet this old bastard. He says to the Englishman "I know why you've got the wine. So you can have a drink when your thristy." He says to the Scotsman "I know why you've got the umbrella.To keep the sun off you." "but," he says to the Irishman, "why have you got the car door?" and the Irishman replies,"If I get hot I can wind the window down."
2007-01-14 04:53:36 · answer #1 · answered by Nancy M. 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Englishman Irishman Scotsman Jokes
2016-10-01 04:59:33 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An Englishman, Irishman & Scotsman escaped a german prison camp by hiding in sacks in the the back of a delivery lorry. At a checkpoint a german soldier climbs in the back and kicks the first sack,the Englishman quickly squeels like a pig. The soldier then goes over to the second sack and kicks it, The scotsman quickly squarks and clucks like a chicken.The soldier then goes over to the third sack and kicks it, the Irish man shouts POTATOES!
2007-01-14 03:15:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Just an irish bloke mate!
An Irishman walks into a library and shouts i want some fish and chips please.
The liberain tells him it's a library
So the Irishman whispers his order
2007-01-14 09:56:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman go into a bar and each orders a pint of Guiness.
Unfortunately, there's a fly floating in each pint.
The Englishman goes to the bartender and says, "Pardon me, but there's a fly in my pint, could you pour me another?"
The Irishman sees the fly, shrugs his shoulders, plucks out the fly and drinks.
The Scotsman grabs the fly by both wings and screams "SPIT IT OUT! SPIT IT OUT, YOU THIEVING BASTARD!"
2007-01-14 05:16:55 · answer #5 · answered by Ken O 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
an english man, a scotsman and an irishman were in a large shipping storeroom storing valuables in large sacks,plannin to steal the riches being stored there. suddenly they here the police running through the door.
'quick' says the englishman, 'get inside a sack'. they all hop in sacks
the police come up to the first sack the englishman hiding inside goes 'meow,meow'. the policeman says 'only cats in this one'
they go up to the sack with the scotsman inside. the scotsman goes 'woof,woof'. 'no,only dogs in this one' says the policeman
they go up to the third sack,where the irishman is hiding. following his friends examples,the irishman says softly 'potato,potato'
2007-01-14 20:10:04 · answer #6 · answered by puzzled 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes they were all sitting in the pub bragging at what they had the english man says my estate is that big if I leave at 8 in the morning I don't get back till 12 in the afternoon so the scottish man says well my estate is so big if I leave at 8 in the morning I don't get back till 2 in the afternoon so the Irish man said I know how you feel I used to have a car just like that.
I thought it was funny
2007-01-14 02:59:14 · answer #7 · answered by Bernie c 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
An englishman, irishman and scotsman walk into a bar.....the landlord says 'is this somekind of joke?'
2007-01-14 02:54:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
No as last time I commented someone elses was funny that is all I put someone complained and I had 10 points deducted yet the joke stayed up- I guess the joke was on me that time, so i'll just read other peoples answers thanks.
2007-01-14 04:30:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do the Irish tell such stupid jokes?
So the english can understand them
2007-01-14 08:33:56 · answer #10 · answered by zed10096 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋