2007-01-14 02:49:17 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thx for the laughs
2007-01-14 02:55:48 · update #1
Colour of ur underwear reflects ur mood:
Red: Wild
Black: Sexy
Blue: Romantic
Pink: Seductive
White: Calm
Yellow: Time to change it...
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Reverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty & when a woman becomes naughty.... she becomes rich.
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What is the height of Flirting?
It's When your love letter starts with: TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN
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Why do all Afghans carry a piece of sandpaper?
A: Because they need a map.
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It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS
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A doting father used to sing his little children to sleep until he overheard the four-year-old tell the three year old, "If you pretend you're asleep, he stops."
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A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper.
Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?
French: Toilette pepper!
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What's the definition of a skeleton?
A striptease that went just too far...
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2007-01-14 03:04:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Did you Know they've discovered a new use for sheep in wales?
WOOL!
What do you get if you cross Tina Turner with an Orangutan-An ugly Orangutan
What do you call 3 dogs with no balls -The sugar babes
What has 4 legs and flies -A dead horse!
Why did pauline fowler cross the road?
to have a brain hemorrhage!( this joke was on Harry hills TV burp and I laughed my a.ss off)
2007-01-14 03:25:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.
The old man just stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring.
The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
2007-01-14 03:02:15 · answer #3 · answered by Ex Head 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
There were 5 friends named Mad, Somebody, Nobody, Brain and Fool
Once Somebody killed Nobody and mad called the Police at tht time Brain was in the bathroom
Mad : Hello,police station
Police : Yes this the police station ,wats the matter?
Mad : Somebody killed Nobody
Police : Wat? r u mad?
Mad : Yes im Mad
Police : Dont u have brain?
Mad : Brain is in the bathroom
Police : U fool !
Mad : Fool is readin the message
2007-01-14 04:33:21 · answer #4 · answered by girly 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do Gorrillas hide in cherry trees? So they can hide there red balls behind them.
U should buy a joke book which is not popular so at least ur joke is unque.
2007-01-14 02:54:29 · answer #5 · answered by grugrupingpong 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?
They chase parked cars.
2007-01-14 03:26:00 · answer #6 · answered by Mark K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a man wants 2 go 2 the moon
he goes 2 buy a ticket
but the cashier says sorry u can't go the moons full
2007-01-14 02:54:01 · answer #7 · answered by Angel 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Yep...........
"This message costs 12p! This 12p could have been used to feed an asylum seeker for a day.........so send this to everyone you know and starve the b^stards out!!"
2007-01-14 02:53:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
3 criminals, 1 white , 1 black and the other latino. all are asked to pick 3 of their fav' fruit . white guy grapes, latino guy pears and the black guy pineapples. the white guy gets the grapes up his butt, latino guy does the same but as he's shoving the 2nd one he keeps laughing so he's aske'd wats so funny then he says the black guy pick'd pineapples.
2007-01-14 02:57:38 · answer #9 · answered by lilac. 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋