A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, "Excuthe me, do you have any widdle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level, and says, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft, fuffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers ... " I don't weally fink my pet pyfon gives a Fwuk."
2007-01-14 00:29:31 · 14 answers · asked by jabelite 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heard it a long time ago but still a classic. read your others also ,keep em coming? there brilliant,brought a smile to my ugly mug anyway?
2007-01-14 02:47:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2007-01-14 08:35:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What a cute joke, just before my bedtime ;-)
2007-01-14 08:55:21 · answer #3 · answered by kylie.brand 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
howwid but fwuking funny
2007-01-14 08:37:58 · answer #4 · answered by OhSimonsBinDrinkin 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now THATS funny!
2007-01-14 12:08:17 · answer #5 · answered by Mark K 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a bout as funny as piles
2007-01-14 09:45:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny my pyfon don't care what colour they are either
2007-01-14 09:46:40 · answer #7 · answered by hedgehog 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha thucking thunny lol
2007-01-14 08:34:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-16 23:11:51 · answer #9 · answered by babydoll 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny!:)
2007-01-14 11:07:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋