God appeared to a man and told him to give up Fags, Drink and Sex if he wants to go to Heaven.
A week later God re-appears and asks him how he's doing?
"The Fags and Drink were easy to give up, But when my wife bent over to get some meat out of the freezerI just couldn't Resist,
I had to give her one there and then!" The man replied.
God said "They don't like that sort of thing in Heaven!"
The man replied " They don't like it in Asda either!"
2007-01-14 00:26:23 · 22 answers · asked by jabelite 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He should try Sainsbury instead
2007-01-14 01:16:58 · answer #1 · answered by inquisitor 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The truth hurts lol
2007-01-14 00:32:50 · answer #2 · answered by Hugs and Kisses 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice 1 lol
2007-01-14 00:38:47 · answer #3 · answered by andrea.barrett36 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good, Thumbs up from me.
You'll get some stuck up git reporting you for it though
2007-01-14 00:29:31 · answer #4 · answered by Homer Baby 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
actually... god said, you would get thrown out of heaven for that... the man said yeah... thats what asda did
2007-01-14 00:30:43 · answer #5 · answered by Danny F 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
LOL
Early Sunday funny, not bad !
2007-01-14 00:30:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whats That???
2007-01-14 00:30:50 · answer #7 · answered by TT Bomb 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ROFLMAO! Thats ace!
2007-01-14 03:04:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one any more
2007-01-16 09:21:50 · answer #9 · answered by nita 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-01-14 00:37:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋