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valuables that could help pay it off? Sometimes, it's best to just be cremated so that they will leave your poor old bones alone!

2007-01-13 23:41:25 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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This is exactly why I have it written in my will to bury me naked, to remove all of my silver fillings from my teeth, to take off my jewelry and divide it up between my daughters, to cut off my hair and donate it to "Locks of Love," and to remove all vital organs and farm them out to needy patients.

Now...if they want the skin and bones, I say give it to them. I would love to see how much moolah they can fetch for my body. Ok ew.....not in a necropheliac kinda way. Shame on you.

2007-01-14 01:39:12 · answer #1 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 2 0

Remind me to be cremated when I die. Ha ha. Where did you hear of that?

2007-01-14 00:02:16 · answer #2 · answered by Joka B 5 · 0 0

I don't know if that's true or not. But if it maybe someone should remind them to have some respect for the dead.

2007-01-14 01:50:38 · answer #3 · answered by Hugs and Kisses 3 · 0 0

I don't care what they do with my dead body. I won't be using it. And there definitely won't be any valuables in my casket.

2007-01-13 23:51:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

oh wow that is crazy .... no i can not say i have ever heard of that one before. why don't they just raid your house or get it before you are buried?

2007-01-13 23:45:50 · answer #5 · answered by psycho_rhonda 4 · 0 0

Where in the world did you hear that???

2007-01-13 23:43:51 · answer #6 · answered by la buena bruja 7 · 0 0

that is not true

2007-01-13 23:52:59 · answer #7 · answered by OnTheProwl007 4 · 0 0

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