2007-01-13 23:30:29 · 43 answers · asked by superfurrymuck 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
Initially there was an uprising from the Oompah Loompahs, however this was quelled by some vicious Munchkin guerilla activity at the crossing of the Yellow Brick Road and Chocolate River. Sir Alex Ferguson was spotted smiling as Ronaldo scored directly from a free kick.
This was somewhat overshadowed by the news that Tony Blair is indeeed a hand puppet, who is actually animated by Magaret Thatcher.
Wallace & Gromit are real we are all entities brought to life by our combined mental electrical activity.
The main headline though is apparently the LSD leaking into the water systems is actually a hallucination, and it is really Fluoride for brushing our teeth.
2007-01-14 23:12:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well on the + side u missed.
the beckhams moving 2 the US.
the Yanks committing yet more troops 2 Iraq & beyond.
the UK government have loused-up over just about everything from the criminal justice system 2 the UK splitting in2 separate countries again.
& the dust seems less likely 2 settle this week, let alone this year!
on the negative side
u.
burnt out more brain-cells last night which means I'll b at a loss 4 some later on.
stand the chance of developing alcohol dependency and trash ur liver.
u missed out on an evening that u don't remember
& no doubt hard-earning tax payers will pay ur health bills.
every drink u consume the government make tax on.
same as with cigarettes, u can't decide what they use that money 4.
war, their inflation busting wage-rises & the clinically Obese.
pet projects that won't benefit u or any1 u know.
:(
2007-01-13 23:46:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
the pharmocology of alcohol/ethanol is similar to the other anasthaetics in use, and has similar effects.the reason you cant remember much is simple and elegant. like all users of this drug,you are unaware of the nature and pharmacologcal properties of the drug.the drug will create a thirst for itself,it will take away your sense of smell,your brain will try to help you by squirting adreniline into your bloodstream and you may notice increased muscle tone.if you continue to consume alcohol/ethanol,you will find yourself unable to differentiate between the proper and the improper,the important and the unimportant,eventually with continued consumption thier is a corresponding deppression of the central nervous system which can lead to full anasthesia and eventually death.
2007-01-14 01:02:30 · answer #3 · answered by raymondrollo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Join the club!!! If I had a coin any coin for the times this has happened to me, I would be rich. Don't worry, you came back to my house, drank all my booze, threw up in the livingroom, tried to shag my dog and passed out in the bog. Naughty naughty. Bet you feel like shiiiite today you poor soul. Saying never again kids nobody.!!!
2007-01-14 04:25:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got picked up by a cabinet minister and had sex with them. If you want to know who it was you'll just have to read the News of The World next Sunday.
2007-01-14 00:08:32 · answer #5 · answered by david f 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i got the same way new year everyone else remembers but me its awful i havnt even had flash backs,i wouldnt worry about what happened as long as you woke up at home and arnt covered in blood or the police havnt been!!!!!
2007-01-14 00:18:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes You have just had your first introduction to Korsakoff Syndrome.
Keep drinking like that and the condition will become permanent
2007-01-14 00:52:12 · answer #7 · answered by Shelty K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the alcohol inhibited your body's' ability to uptake thiamine which is essential in forming new memories. You have suffered, what is known as, temporary antriorgrade amnesia. Alcoholics develop this permanently and it is known as korsikov's syndrome, I also have memory gaps from new years eve, apparently I punched my brother in the face, but I can't remember doing it!
try to not get as nailed next time, as this is really not so good for you body and brain!
2007-01-13 23:42:09 · answer #8 · answered by solarizedmonkeyman 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You slept in the wrong bed
lol
If you want more info go ask ur friends or the people u met last night?
Gud Luk
2007-01-13 23:35:36 · answer #9 · answered by ☆hello☆ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hmmmmmmmmmmm, r u sure u really want to be reminded??? Just ask whoever u remember being with if you have anything to apologize for..........you know, make a joke out of it...............then suffer the consequences!!! Sorry, at least you'll know though.......:)
2007-01-13 23:35:14 · answer #10 · answered by Minx 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋