best joke of the day ?????/?

Answer 1

Hello?", "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."

Brief Pause. "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay Daddy, just a minute."

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.

"I did it Daddy."

"And what happened honey?" he asked.

Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."

***Long Pause***

***Longer Pause***

***Even Longer Pause***

Then Daddy says,

"Swimming pool? .... Is this 486-5731?"

Answer 2

Sorry no joke. I was distracted by every ones jokes. Best joke of the day should go to Beth N' Wayne. loved the joke. lol

Answer 3

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.

The old man just stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring.

The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"

Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

Answer 4

A man was going to the airport an then he stopped on a shop there was a radio for sale the man switched the radio there was a song called (( take me with u flyer )) so he brought it then he went to the airplane door . the security guard said (( no radios allowed on the airplane so the man replied ((the radio said so ))
the security guards laughed so he said see it switched the radio then there was a song it was saying ((lair big lair i never said that)) so the man threw the radio on the floor a started stepping on it .

Answer 5

What the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
You can't remove the bowling balls with a pitchfork.