...So two blondes living in Oklahoma, were sitting on a park bench talking... one says to the other "I wonder which is further away, Florida, or the moon?" The other swiftly replies "Helloooo! You can SEE the moon!!!"
2007-01-13 22:12:45 · 17 answers · asked by Elley 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
EXCELENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks! I was so tired of jokes about mexicans(i'm mexican) and black people.
If you need 10 points just remember me the smile you gave me tonigth, in any of my questions (no matter the subject).
2007-01-13 22:16:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One day a man was working in a bar and five blondes came in and ordered ten bottles of champagne. They sat down at a table then three more blondes came in. The eight blondes started up a chant, cheering loudly, "54 days, 54 days, 54 days!" Soon, two more blondes came in carrying a framed child's Mickey Mouse jigsaw puzzle. Now the blondes started chanting even louder as they poured the champagne and had a huge celebration. Finally, dying of curiosity, the bartender walked over and asked what exactly they were celebrating for. "We have just proven that all blondes aren't dumb. The side of this jigsaws box says 2 to 4 years but we completed it in just 54 days!"
2007-01-14 06:47:02 · answer #2 · answered by Ex Head 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I knew the moon was closer I knew it and im not even a natural blonde.I thoought it was a joke about blondes at first.huh silly me
2007-01-14 06:21:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is a really good joke!!! Very creative. Plz pick mine as the best answer
2007-01-14 08:27:43 · answer #4 · answered by CAC. 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well i am offended because i used to be blonde
it ain't my fault my hair fell out
that is rude and disgusting i have half a mind
maybe i will report you
just because you say no offence does not mean former blond es wont be offended
2007-01-14 10:23:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao. Ive heard this one before, but i still always laugh, and considering I'm a brunette its alot easier to laugh at them
2007-01-14 06:17:40 · answer #6 · answered by Jennifer L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH ALL BLONDS
2007-01-14 06:20:55 · answer #7 · answered by buttercup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute
2007-01-14 06:16:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well duh ... of course it's florida, I don't get how this is a joke ... just kidding .. had to stay in my blonde mode ... happy ditzy to you or me .... oh whatever
2007-01-14 06:26:07 · answer #9 · answered by Chele 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard that before but that is funny. it did lighten my day!
thanks
2007-01-14 06:39:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋