An accountant, a lawyer, and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal. The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands... clear up to his elbows... he used about 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented, "I graduated from the University of Michigan, and they taught us to be clean."
The lawyer finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented, "I graduated from the University of Colorado, and they taught us to be environmentally conscious."
The cowboy zipped up and as he was walking out the door said, "I graduated from the University of Nebraska, and they taught us not to pee on our hands."
2007-01-13 22:08:15 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha thats hilarious.
2007-01-14 00:33:33 · answer #1 · answered by china doll 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, in fact absolutely hilarious, i loved it! Ta for the laughs! 10/10
2007-01-14 14:09:56 · answer #2 · answered by Little Red Riding Hood 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SO THE OTHER TWO DIDNT NEED TO WASH THEM JUST DRY 10/10
2007-01-14 08:33:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
got to hand it to you great joke 10/10
2007-01-15 04:57:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one.
2007-01-14 06:11:44 · answer #5 · answered by ericscribener 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one got any more
2007-01-16 17:15:30 · answer #6 · answered by nita 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's actually kind of funny!
Well done, my friend.
2007-01-14 23:37:14 · answer #7 · answered by biscuit_dad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! I like it!
2007-01-14 06:18:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-14 06:14:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-01-14 06:12:50 · answer #10 · answered by Snot Me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋