Little Johnny asks his mother....?

Question

mom, where do babys come from? His mother says they come from storks. Little Johnny asks......Well who fu%ks the storks.

Answer 1

lol good one. i had heard a different version.
li'll johnny ask his dad "dad how was i born?" and his dad said, "well son the stork brought u."
"How were u born?" "Well the stork brought me too".The conversation goes on. "how was grandpa born" "um well the stork brought me too.
Thinking hard, li'll johnny say with a quizzical look on his face "so dad u mean there's been no sexual intercourse in our family for 3 generations?"

Answer 2

I have the same story about Little Johnny, and here it goes....

"Daddy, how was I born?"

Little Johnny goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up
a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into
a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had
used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months
later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

You got Male!

Answer 3

Little Johnny came into the living room one evening and asked his father where did his intelligence come from, and his father said that he got it from his mom, because I still have mine.

Answer 4

NICE... and by the way...

I DO!