Our warehouse manager is a total scumbag. He is a bully, always rude to people, docks our wages for no reason, he is a liar and a scoundrel. How can we really get back at him.
We were thinking of paintstripping his beloved car, putting extra strong laxatives in his coffee but we need something nasty that he can't pin on any of us. Any ideas fellow downtrodden mistreated friends out there?
2007-01-13 21:30:43 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Find a company that is hiring. Apply for a job there. Get hired. Quit your current job.
This will be most effective if several of you do it at once, but even if only you do it, they will have lost a good worker due to keeping an ineffective manager. Eventually they will figure it out.
2007-01-13 21:35:10 · answer #1 · answered by Mister SuperDuperSmartyPants 2 · 8⤊ 1⤋
I don't know what state you live in, but I know one thing...state labor boards take their job very seriously. And, no matter where you live, it's next to impossible to legally "dock your wages". Once you punch in and out, unless you lied (i.e. had some one else punch you out) you have to get paid for your hours worked.
Have all the offended parties file a complaint. It will be anonymous and the investigators will go through the records with a fine toothed comb. You'll get paid, some body's in deep trouble (your manager?) and it's much more satisfying (and legal) then peeing in his coffee cup.
2007-01-15 16:39:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO ONE can dock wages for no reason so that would be a legal matter. Get a lawyer.
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2015-01-27 11:46:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When our boss went to the loo for a number 2 we let him get started then threw a bucket of cold water over the top of the cubical. He couldn't pull his pants up fast enough to see who had done it. We also do silly things like dip his phone in ink. And we like our boss.
2007-01-13 21:36:01 · answer #5 · answered by yeahbutnobut 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Why does he dock your pay....do you arrive at work on time?...do you do your work to the best of your ability? Or are you a person who always moans that they are hard done by .. If you don't like the work, change your job.
Alternatively...speak to him...try a conversation with him...you might discover something about him.
Taking money from your wage packet is illegal. It is something that should not be done without your knowledge. you should confront him about that. You can only "get back at him" legally.
Go to your local Citizens Advice, they can point you in the right direction, and good luck.
2007-01-14 00:35:57 · answer #6 · answered by nosyrosy81 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The best form of revenge on someone like that is to have it play out where you or your coworkers may reap the benefits of seeing the effect first hand. So I would not advise things like sending gay porn to his neighbor in his name. It's funny stuff, but you never really know if and when it happens, and you risk hurting those neighbors who are innocent bystanders.
Hidden cameras are a beauty. I'll get back to this idea in a minute.
You can have more fun with a jar of vaseline than you'd ever know. After he's unlocked his office door in the morning and settled in to dock your wages and such, find an opportunity to grease up the door knob after he's gone for a walk through the warehouse to ***** at you guys. Watch his reaction when he grabs the door knob. This, of course will put him on guard because its an obvious prank.
If you have good access to his office, loosen the bolts on the back of his chair so when he leans back he'll go head over heels eventually. This all depends on the chair, so there's room for creativity here. He wont be able to point fingers on this one.
Black printers ink is always fun. You buy a can of it cheap at any quick printer. It's very gel-like and can stay wet in an inconspicous place for a long time. Use a putty knife. Cover his pens with it. It will take him a few minutes to figure out that what is going on and he will think that its just a faulty pen. You can coat anything black with the ink (or whatever color you choose) including a black toilet seat. It will be funny for you guys to watch him storm around the warehouse with ink all over his hands and clothes. Just be careful to use latex gloves when initiating the prank as to not incriminate yourself with evidence.
Both ink and vaseline can be used on his car door beneath the handle. But you have to be conservative with the frequency of these pranks or else he will anticipate them at every turn.
Magnetic bumper stickers are always fun. Any printed material can be transferred to magnetic sticker. Take your pick as to what you want it to say and talk to the novelty store or printer. They may have some good ones in stock already. See how long he drives around with it on the back of his car. The beauty is there is no damage to the car.
If you can find a really, really good place to hide peeled hard-boiled eggs in his office then do it. Chances are his bosses will say something about it before he does by the time the place stinks up. If and when the eggs are discovered, they wont be able to figure out what they were to begin with. This one runs the risk of stinking up your work area too.
The real victory here would be to catch as much of this on hidden camera as you can. It would be very risky for any of you to be in the vicinity of this idiot each time he's sacked. It would also be hard to not laugh when it happens. So if you can find a way to tape it, compile all the video then laugh at him, you've won.
Good luck.
2007-01-14 03:57:49 · answer #7 · answered by Mickey Nation 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Whatever you do, don't put anything in his food or drink. He could have a violent allergic reaction to it, and wind up in the hospital...or worse... and you would be legally liable for assault...or worse.
However, there is nothing to stop all of you from going on a strike; arrange that all of you will call in sick on the same day. Who knows, you might be sick for TWO days...or, until your little "illness" (your nasty boss) is resolved!
2007-01-13 23:13:27 · answer #8 · answered by silvercomet 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
do you know her full mane or her phone number. i feel you 100%on this . i think because our boos-es know it's a recession they can treat us any kind of way. if you had her home number you can block your number and call her house . i had a co worker just like your boss
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2016-04-16 09:58:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start a rumour about him. There must be something he's done that he wouldn't want to be made public. That way he's not being physically harmed & none of his possessions are being touched.
2007-01-13 21:38:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋