literal doormat i mean, for her to clean her shoes on when she has come home from a night out at my expense
2007-01-13 21:29:43 · 5 answers · asked by docile_fool 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Wear a suede jacket or perhaps a thick fleece. Then give her head while she kicks you! Sounds like you'd love it!
2007-01-13 23:37:00 · answer #1 · answered by Caitlin F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you have some real self-esteem problems...work on that!
Otherwise, rub her aching feet for hours on end.
2007-01-13 21:36:29 · answer #2 · answered by bottleblondemama 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fix her something to eat. But not a can of Spam. Make it something good or her favorite.
2007-01-13 22:08:32 · answer #3 · answered by Tumbleweed 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
--give her more head--
2007-01-13 21:36:06 · answer #4 · answered by mikeh_frog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
give her head!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-13 21:33:10 · answer #5 · answered by Samm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋