A blonde executive was driving by a field one day when she saw a blonde rowing a boat in the middle of a dirt field. She drove over to her and said, "It's idiots like you that give blondes a bad name, and if I could swim I would come over there and kick your ***!"
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A couple of blondes were driving through Louisiana when they came to a sign that told them they were almost to Natchitoches. They argued all the way there about how to pronounce the name of the town. Finally they stopped for lunch. After getting their food, one of the blondes said to the cashier, "Can you settle an argument for us? Very slowly, tell us where we are."
The cashier leaned over the counter and said:
"Buuurrrrrr-Gerrrrrr Kiiiinnnnnggg"
2007-01-13 21:18:38 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL thats good... do u know what u get when u find a blonde dead in a closet ..? the 2007 winner of hide & seak game!!
2007-01-13 21:21:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde and a brunette were working in an office. The brunette says to the blonde watch me get off early today! The brunette climbed on her desk and swung from the chandaleer just as their boss was walking by she starts screaming "I'm a light bulb." Sure enough the boss tells her to take the day off and get some rest. The blonde follows her out the door, the boss asks where are you going? The blonde says I can't work without light.
How do you drowned a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
Why did the blonde's belly button hurt? Her blonde boy friend wasn't that smart either.
A blonde called her husband at work, she told him she couldn't put a puzzle of a tiger together. Her husband said, don't call me at work for that. When he came home, His wife was still hard at work on the puzzle of a tiger. She had frosted flakes scattered all over the table.
2007-01-14 05:45:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One day a man was working in a bar and five blondes came in and ordered ten bottles of champagne. They sat down at a table then three more blondes came in. The eight blondes started up a chant, cheering loudly, "54 days, 54 days, 54 days!" Soon, two more blondes came in carrying a framed child's Mickey Mouse jigsaw puzzle. Now the blondes started chanting even louder as they poured the champagne and had a huge celebration. Finally, dying of curiosity, the bartender walked over and asked what exactly they were celebrating for. "We have just proven that all blondes aren't dumb. The side of this jigsaws box says 2 to 4 years but we completed it in just 54 days!"
2007-01-14 05:45:57 · answer #3 · answered by Ex Head 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one cheeba! lol
Blonde gets pulled over by a blonde cop. Cop asks the other blonde for her driver's license. Blonde driver doesn't understand. The blonde cop explains, "It's the thing with your picture on it." The blonde driver then pulls out a compact. The blonde cop looks at it and says, "Sorry, I didn't realize you were a cop."
2007-01-14 05:26:55 · answer #4 · answered by Sam I Am 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mhee hee...a 10 indeed...thx for sharing..:-)
2007-01-14 05:24:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not very nice .....lol thats terrible
2007-01-14 05:23:12 · answer #6 · answered by james j 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-01-14 08:25:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋