She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, Her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, “Lord, they’re finally together.”
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, “Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?” The friend replied, “I think he means her legs.”
2007-01-13 20:58:39 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
SHES BEEN A RANDY ONE 10/10
2007-01-14 00:29:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
absolutely fantastic pmsl again 10/10
2007-01-15 05:04:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol excellent made me laff at the end 10/10
2007-01-14 05:29:06 · answer #3 · answered by steve s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe evil preacher
2007-01-14 05:23:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dat well funny keep it up with the jokes
2007-01-14 05:06:36 · answer #5 · answered by Sexi B..i.t.c.h 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
10/10
Thanks for all your jokes, they're all good. Well done.
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-14 18:17:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hell yea good 1 im telling to my frieds
2007-01-14 05:08:27 · answer #7 · answered by revolution 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-01-14 05:10:10 · answer #8 · answered by Andy S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooh, that's evil...but it didn't stop me laughing until I peed my shorts.... ;-)
2007-01-14 05:02:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That IS funny.
2007-01-14 06:14:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋