One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he noticed two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man. "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "Oh, come along with me then." the man from the limousine said excitedly. "But sir, I have a wife with two children!" "Bring them along! And you, come with us too!" he said to the other man. "But sir, I have a wife with six children!" the second man answered. "Bring them as well!" So, they all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a vehicle as large as the limousine. One of the poor fellows expressed his gratitude, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The rich man replied, "No, thank you... the grass at my place is about three feet tall and I could use the help!"
2007-01-13 20:56:06 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Always Laughing, I want you to know that you are my sunshine on a cloudy day (at work). I swear I follow your jokes like kids follow an icecream truck. I love you, I do!
Very flocking funny, mate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
50/10!
2007-01-14 08:42:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one girl save''s paying a gardener lol 10/10
2007-01-15 05:07:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
saw the end in the middle
2007-01-14 05:13:04 · answer #3 · answered by Andy S 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Is that the old sheep proverb??? lol.
I AM
2007-01-14 05:31:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but still funny
2007-01-14 05:07:07 · answer #5 · answered by joethedog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I gotta go with funny...!!!!! (those rich bastards)..LOL
2007-01-14 05:01:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Somwhere inbetween funny and not!
2007-01-14 04:59:59 · answer #7 · answered by katieplatie 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
YOU EXCELLED YOURSELF AGAIN 10 / 10
2007-01-14 05:02:45 · answer #8 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny
2007-01-14 05:00:57 · answer #9 · answered by Slevin Kelevra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's sorta funny.
2007-01-14 05:00:36 · answer #10 · answered by sarah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋