riddle first.
a man lives on the 13th floor. when it's not raining the man rides the elevator half way then takes the stairs the rest of the way to the 13th floor. but when it rains, he'll ride the elevator all the way to the 13th floor. why?
now here is a joke
in a 1st grade class room the teacher gets up and says class, the word for the day is 'speaker'. suzie, can you use todays word in a sentence? suzie says "speaker, my dad has a radio with two speakers." the teacher is pleased and turns to the next student "samisi, can you use the word for today in a sentence?" samisi gets up and says "speaker, ah, everyday i go to the gym.... and i notice that this muscle is 'speaker' than this one."
2007-01-13 20:23:54 · 7 answers · asked by talofa lava 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the man is a dwarf.. he cant reach the buttons on the top..
LOL.. nice joke..
2007-01-13 20:28:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
when it rains the elevator gets flooded and he can float up to the 13th button with ease
2007-01-13 20:56:33 · answer #2 · answered by Slevin Kelevra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because the guy is short and when it rains he has an umbrealla and can reach the 13 button but when he doesnt he cant
2007-01-13 20:29:48 · answer #3 · answered by me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-16 04:17:23 · answer #4 · answered by marianna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naff joke... way old riddle.... what's up?
2007-01-13 20:30:17 · answer #5 · answered by Marla T 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll have to remember those. thx
2007-01-13 20:30:26 · answer #6 · answered by 1 of 6.5 billion 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he's a shawty
2007-01-14 00:31:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋