please tell me some jok ! on english !
I whant to send them to my Girl Friend ! in yahoo massenger ( off )
2007-01-13 19:22:26 · 17 answers · asked by mohammad reza 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
i have no idea
2007-01-13 19:24:17 · answer #1 · answered by sadaf v 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(all statements about Arabs and Hispanics contained herein were written for the purposes of this joke)
Rush Limbaugh was sitting on a plane one day, headed for Los Angeles. He had just finished another successful year on his show and was ready for a vacation, but he was feeling a little pissed off because one smart-aleck liberal had debunked a Bush statement on the air, and he hadn't been able to prove him wrong. Now he just wanted to complain.
So he turned to the guy sitting next to him and said, "You know something? I really hate Arabs. All of them are against everything America stands for and would blow it off the face of the Earth if they had a chance. They've been ruining our lives ever since 9/11, and we'd be better off without them."
Feeling fired up, he continued, "I also hate Hispanics. They've been ravaging our country and draining our resources for decades, and they still expect us to greet them with open arms. All they've ever been good for is vegetable-picking and baseball. We'd be better off without them."
Then he added, "By the way, my name's Rush Limbaugh. What's yours?"
The guy said, "I'm Akbar Ramirez. Nice to meet you."
2007-01-14 12:26:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Theres this guy that has a wooden eye. His friends invite him to go to the bar with them, so he does. Theres this girl there that has a peg leg and was sitting all alone waiting for some1 to ask her to dance. So the guy with the wooden eye goes over to her and asks her to dance... she was so exited she yelled out Boy Wouldn't I... Wouldn't I.... then he sees... U Peg Leg.
2007-01-14 03:30:18 · answer #3 · answered by Triple H. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this guy is sitting at a table,
a gene pops up and says ok time for your 3rd wish.
the guy said what happened to my 1st and 2nd wish.
the gene said well for your 2nd wish you wanted everything back to normal like the 1st wish never happened. You realy screwed yourself up with the 1st wish. so here we are with no memory of the 1st and 2nd wish.
The guy said ok, my 3rd wish is, id like to get into a womans head and really get an understanding of women.
the gene dissapears and said, Damn, i wish youd make up your mind, that was your 1st wish too.
2007-01-14 03:31:29 · answer #4 · answered by Jack P 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok a skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop
solution:why does he need a mop it goes right through hm! lol
2007-01-14 03:28:29 · answer #5 · answered by angie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just read this one on here.
a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of the front of his pants. The bartender says hey buddie you've got a steering wheel sticking uot of the front of your pants and the pirate says....Aaarrrrrggghhh, and its driving me nuts.
2007-01-14 03:25:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Fine, but I want credit for it. Don't pawn it off as your own,
A boy asks a pirate with a pegleg, hook and eye patch how he got his peg leg
The pirate replies 'Yar, shark bit me leg off at sea."
The boy asks about the hook.
"Yar, lost it swashbuckling with other pirates."
The boy asks about the patch.
"Yar, A seagull pooped in my eye"
"And that made you lose your eye", asked the boy
"No, it was me first day with the hook."
2007-01-14 03:25:11 · answer #7 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a pig that knows karete?
Pork Chop ahh!
2007-01-14 03:32:15 · answer #8 · answered by ☺☻♥♦♣♠•◘○Me Ashley Tisdale! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
two gay guys were having sex, the house starts to burn down!!
who gets out 1st the one on top or the one on the bottom?
the one on the bottom because he already has his sh*t packed
2007-01-14 03:30:04 · answer #9 · answered by Girllll 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My dick is so big that in movie theaters in my hometown they serve popcorn in sizes small, medium, large, and my dick.
Tell your girl that one. lol.
2007-01-14 03:25:57 · answer #10 · answered by Derek 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOUR GIRLFRIEND NEED SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
instead of joks
2007-01-14 03:26:47 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋