A very handsome and confident man walked in to a bar,and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman,he gives he a quick glance, and looks at his watch...
The woman noticed and said " Is your date running late"
No! he replies, I've just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it"
The woman asks "Why is the watch so special"?
"It uses alpha waves and telepathically talks to me" says the man.
"We'll whats it telling you now? she asks
"Well its says your wearing no panties? the man replied.
The woman giggles and say" It must be broken as I am wearing panties?
The man tap's the face of the watch and explains " Damn thing must be an hour fast"......"
2007-01-13 19:19:18 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was great, full bellied laugh...10/10...score!
2007-01-13 19:24:10 · answer #1 · answered by superyduperymommy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow his watch can detect when she's going to use the bathroom in the future - awesome watch, lol!
2007-01-14 03:23:00 · answer #2 · answered by assezaime 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-14 03:22:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke
2007-01-14 03:35:11 · answer #4 · answered by RIZ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice ,but do you think it was right after that hour .if so i need to by me one of these watches.
2007-01-14 03:24:35 · answer #5 · answered by live4hoping 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's a new pick up line =)
2007-01-14 03:32:23 · answer #6 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one but heard before
2007-01-14 05:37:40 · answer #7 · answered by Andy S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very good
2007-01-14 03:47:34 · answer #8 · answered by LISA S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that's good
2007-01-14 03:34:38 · answer #9 · answered by bree 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good!
2007-01-14 03:22:40 · answer #10 · answered by Docta Jones 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋