A lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came too close to the car and completely tore off the driver's door.
Fortunately, a cop was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Lexus. But, before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop did.
After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."
"Huh?" asked the lawyer
The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is mising? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"
"OH, MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer, "MY ROLEX!"
2007-01-13 19:02:03 · 5 answers · asked by sugarscamp 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROTFL.. these damn lawyers.. hahaha
very good one.. thanx
2007-01-13 19:07:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao hahahah
2007-01-14 03:07:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL .. Great One
2007-01-14 04:05:32 · answer #3 · answered by The Doc 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. haha. nice one (:
2007-01-14 03:06:50 · answer #4 · answered by Tinker Belle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, great one!
2007-01-14 03:05:41 · answer #5 · answered by Paula 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋