2007-01-13 18:16:18 · 16 answers · asked by califrniateach 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Its a joke.
2007-01-13 18:26:23 · update #1
Fo' Drizzle!
2007-01-13 18:21:29 · answer #1 · answered by Jdogg1508 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't think HE carries one, I'm pretty sure he has an assistant to do that for him...either way, when you have as much money as he does, you can do just about anything you want...carrying umbrellas around, wearing rain boots all the time, using ski poles when walking through the mall, etc.
2007-01-14 02:22:36 · answer #2 · answered by Heather 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe it's a gun shaped like an umbrella!
2007-01-14 02:20:01 · answer #3 · answered by newyorkgal71 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Probably trying to start a fashion trend, it's one i'll never copy, unless it's raining.
2007-01-14 02:20:06 · answer #4 · answered by A_WWE_FAN_4LYFE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because fake rain is falling on a fake person
that was an easy one
2007-01-14 02:34:44 · answer #5 · answered by jkskillz88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because if he sings one more god damned song about j-lo he's gonna have rain clouds following for real, and thats the truth
2007-01-14 02:30:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
is it a bullet proof umbrella?
2007-01-14 03:22:06 · answer #7 · answered by superyduperymommy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He doesn't want the UV rays to turn him white like MJ.
2007-01-14 02:19:45 · answer #8 · answered by Miss Krista Marie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Maybe he just doesn't want to get wet if it suddenly rains.
2007-01-14 02:21:09 · answer #9 · answered by tooqerq 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's afraid that angry fans will start throwing things at him.
2007-01-14 03:25:47 · answer #10 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋