Don't ya just hate it when you cough really hard or sneeze on the toilet, its forces a quick and super painful colon rose! Yeooouch! also I hate it when I am sitting at the computer read something and BAM I blow a big load all over the seat, then I just sit there and marinade in it for a good 20 mins before getting up to clean up, I love to analyse the smell, last time I did it (10 mins ago), I think I could compare that to a sour garden of dead vegatables, mixed with rotten salt cod and a dozen broken half-fetal duck eggs that were rotten and covered by a nest of Madagascar Hissing Cockroach Maggots! 10 points to be for the sickest vision to date! alright 10 more minutes till I get up and have to clean teh chair again, ewwwwwww its all drippy on my foot, ya know what? forget the chair this time, its already brown enough!
2007-01-13
17:53:40
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Borsch Red
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