Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude.
In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?", calls one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door. "Nice tit*s," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"
2007-01-13 17:42:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
always adore that joke...10
2007-01-13 17:44:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-13 19:03:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent lol.
2007-01-13 18:29:55 · answer #3 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny. Not exactly my sense of humor, but still really funny.
2007-01-13 17:46:23 · answer #4 · answered by tooqerq 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.Keep smilin'.
2007-01-13 17:47:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!! *rolls on floor laughing* Hahahahaha!!!! heh "blind" man!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! oh thats a good one!
2007-01-13 18:03:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-01-13 17:46:59 · answer #7 · answered by murillo3193@sbcglobal.net 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-01-13 17:50:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, nice one
2007-01-13 17:44:59 · answer #9 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a cracker.
It's the way you tell em
2007-01-13 18:12:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋