At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches,
Lord I almost died,
But I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on. . .
But there you are,
Another lie,
I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry, I
should have known that it was bullsh*t, Just a sad pathetic
dream, Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those
jeans.
Go on now go,
Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4, Weren't
you a prat to think that I wouldn't catch you out, Don't you
know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count.
(Chorus)
I will survive, I will survive,
Cos as long as I have batteries,
My sex life is gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex,
I will survive, I will survive. . .hey . hey
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud, But to
hell with all your ego's and to hell with all your needs, Now
I'm saving all my lovin for a cordless multispeed,
Go on now go,
Just hit the track,
Don't you bring me home no tiddlers,
Cos I'll always throw them back,
The only thing that I could do with a prick as small as yours,
Is to stick it with a tooth pick and dip it in tomato sauce.
Go on now Go!
2007-01-13 17:40:08 · 12 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well i will answer again its a classic love it lol 10/10
2007-01-13 19:02:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the best 2 day lmao 10/10 and thumbs up
2016-05-23 23:18:50 · answer #2 · answered by Stephanie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you Michael Jackson?
2007-01-14 04:19:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Creativity is the human mind at one with all else
2007-01-13 17:49:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sing it baby sing it! Belt it out! LOL
2007-01-13 17:44:11 · answer #5 · answered by startbutton 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheheh this is the best thing i've heard all day. where did you get this or did you make this up
2007-01-13 17:50:06 · answer #6 · answered by Emery 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant lol.
2007-01-13 18:32:10 · answer #7 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha Ha sad but true
2007-01-16 09:11:50 · answer #8 · answered by nita 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha love it
2007-01-13 17:44:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
too hilarious
2007-01-13 17:46:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋